Please, tell me this isn't what I think it is.

*groan* Star Wars/Brokeback Mountain crossover slash.

Cowboys & lightsabers. Cute.

Weenies!
I've got a bad feeling about this.

Smores!
This is too much.

Uh, oh...

I'm going to puke.

And what's with the still pictures?
Ray Harryhausen would have used stop-action animation.

On second thought, I don't want to see animation.

AAACK!! STOP! I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE!

Jesus H. Christ, who comes up with this crap?!

This isn't the kind of "action" I'm looking for.

I want karate & samauri swords, gunfights & explosions,
giant gorillas & dinosaurs.
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Wait aminute...
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cowboys?...dinosaurs?...hmm...
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That's more like it.